In 1980, my first year in graduate school, the English
physicist, Paul Dirac, Nobel Prize 1933 awardee, came to the University of
Colorado to give a popular talk at The Gamow Memorial Lecture. As a big fan of
Dirac, I dragged all my non-physicist friends to the “popular” lecture early to
get good seats in the middle and second row from the front. The place was
packed with the mayor, the chancellor, the provost, the deans, all the physics
professors, a blonde woman from the Sufi community dressed in a turban and a
white cloak sporting ceremonial dagger in
her waistband, and so forth. (This is Boulder, Colorado, after all.)
Dirac gave what I thought was a very interesting talk on the history of quantum
theory, but with no slides, no notes, no audiovisual aides, and no nothing. He
just stood at the podium and talked for an hour. He was 78 years old at the
time and he spoke in a very soft high-pitched, English-accented, mouse-like
voice. So soft it was that you could barely hear him at all and the technicians
kept cranking up the amplifiers until it screeched periodically from the
feedback. The talk put all the non-physicists in the audience immediately to
sleep. Then Dirac got to the part where he discovered the Dirac equation
predicting the existence of antimatter.
He clearly gets a bit excited and impossibly goes up an
octave, whereupon the feedback kicks in waking everybody up, and Dirac says, “I
was led to the idea of the discovery of antimatter by considering Einstein’s
most famous equation, E = ….” All my buddies from the English department began
to nudge me and the crowd visibly perked up. They had not understood a goddamn
thing but for sure even the English majors knew what “…Einstein’s most famous
equation, E = ???” was going to be. Dirac continues triumphantly onward to the
hushed auditorium, E = the square root of p-squared times c-squared plus m-squared times c to the fourth!?"
(Einstein’s least famous
equation?) The audience visibly collapsed upon themselves in utter disappointment—they
understood nothing—and I in the tomb-like quiet that followed in the hallowed
Rocky Mountain granite of the vast Macky auditorium— burst out laughing
uncontrollably. (And I was the only one.) Dirac, normally an endearing
bird-like little man, scowled, halted the talk, stepped out from behind the
podium, and stared down at me in silence, vulture-like, for a full minute. The rest
of the audience looked back and forth between Dirac and me as they coughed and
inspected their watches. Then, without a word, after my torturous minute was up,
he returned behind the podium and finished his talk as if nothing had happened
at all.
From: Schrödinger's
Killer App: Race to Build the World's First Quantum Computer (Page 42).
Taylor & Francis Press.
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